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So, while I'm letting laptop cool down and recharge, I'm flipping through the channels, and stop on a channel here called 'Euphoria'. They were showing something called Video Fashion Daily. Basically you know showing all the fashion runways, but it was for Spring/Summer 2010.
One thing I noticed was, besides the EXTREMELY skinny models, was how when the models are doing the catwalk, that their knees looks like they are knockin' each other. Kinda funny....
...I mean here are these beautiful women wearing [sometimes] beautiful clothes, and they look pigeon toed!!!
..It was kinda funny. I had kind of an epiphany, if you will....No One is perfect, no matter what the camera lens says, or tries to say!
All women wished they looked like those women on the catwalk, but if looking like that means I have to walk like that, forget it, and besides, I don't think they are allowed anything to eat, just water and cocaine....
....ummm, no thanks, been there done that....it was HELL, can I tell ya, H.E.L.L. Seriously screwed up my nose (random nose bleeds), but for the grace of God, that's all been healed, and I'm still here to tell the tale...
...of my catwalk wannabe days! Actually the opposite held true for me, instead of getting stick then, I blew up like Shamu!
I'm the only person I know who could get higher than a 747 in mid flight, and eat like a pig being fattened up for the Christmas kill!
Anyway, back to knott kneed stick insects masquerading as fashion models. I don't envy the life they must have to live....
...Ego-manical designers, photogs, other models, and like, NO fillet Mignon for you dear - your 6'0 figure must stay below 105 pounds - Goodness!!! Can you imagine?
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It's actually sort of sad what we expect from ANY of our public figures, especially models and movie stars.
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